Men and Women view of love
Posted by albern
This quote doesn’t really need much explanation since it describes what Men and Women want when it comes to love. For Men, let’s admit it, our first instinct when looking for our first girlfriend is for us to be her first. We want that girl or woman to be pure and virgin and for some, tend to get possessive and not let go of her which can be attributed to a man’s primal instinct of being territorial not only for territory, but also for his mate. The feeling of being the first one into a woman’s life is always special just like owning and riding a brand new car. Women, on the other hand, are more sensitive and subtle towards love and romance. Most, if not all, are more patient and don’t mind being the first, second, third, or so on, for their partners, as long as they are the last love of their partner’s life, pertaining to the quote “’til death do us part.†“You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.†–Anonymous
The Camel
Posted by albern
Two days later he sees a gorgeous woman lying naked tied to stakes in the ground. He jumps off the camel whips out his knife and runs to the woman. “Oh mister, please untie me and I will do anything for you. ANYTHING!!”
The man was happy to hear it because he knows it would be his chance. He untied the woman…
The woman asked “What can I do for you?”
He answered, “Hold the camel.”
Ikaapat na Taon
Posted by albern
Na sayo ay di sinabi,
Ngayon sayo’y may sumusunod,
At balita ko’y iyo ng sinagot,
Inunahan kasi ako ng takot,
Ako ay daling napaiyak,
Di ko lubusang matanggap,
Muli sayo’y may nag-aari,
Kung bakit di ako nagmadali,
Luha ko ay di mapawi,
Graduation natin ay dumating,
Paghihiwalay siguradoy parating,
Sayo’y lumapit at inamin,
Ang itinago ng aking damdamin,
Hinahangad ko ika’y mapasa akin,
Ikay napaluha, yumakap sa akin,
Iyak ng iyak ng panghihinayang,
Mahal mo ako ngunit huli na ang lahat,
Tiyan mo’y may bata,
At ika’y ikakasal na,
Ako’y napailing sa aking narinig,
Puso’y kinukurot, ako’y nanginginig,
Sa akin pala mayron ding pagtingin,
May luhang ika’y humalik sa akin,
At ito ang binigkas ng yong labi,
“Sobrang tagal akong naghihintay,
Akala ko kaibigan lang ang turing mo sa akin,
Nararamdaman ko’y di mo batid,
Sino ba naman ako?
Para iyong mahalin…”
Ikatlong Taon
Posted by albern
Tuwing kainan ay magkasama,
Kahapon ba’y nalimot na?
Handa na ba uli sa pag-ibig?
Ngunit baka maghatid uli ng sakit,
Bawat gabi aking iniisip,
Sa langit mukha mo’y laging nasisilip,
Hangin sana’y ihatid,
Ang pilit kong tinatago,
Ang nadarama ng puso ko,
Gusto ko mang sabihin,
Ang matagal ng nililihim,
Ngunit kaba’y nangunguna,
Baka sayo’y balewala,
At pagkakaibiga’y mawala,
Ngunit ng magkasiyahan,
Barkada’y nagkainuman,
Ika’y biglang nalasing,
Yumakap at sinabi sa akin,
“Sana tayo ang magkatuluyan”
Ako’y di mapalagay,
Iniisip ang sakin isinaysay,
Pero di kapanipaniwala,
Ako bay iniibig din?
Siguro dala lang ng pagkalasing,
Subalit natanggap ng maisip,
Kaibigan ang turing mo sa akin,
Nararamdaman ko’y di mo batid,
Sino ba naman ako?
Para iyong gustuhin…
Ikalawang Taon
Posted by albern
Atensyon sa iba ibinaling,
Ngayo’y una ang pag-aaral,
Sa puso’y walang ibang sagabal,
Kundi makita kang may ibang mahal,
Sa pag-aaral ako ang magaling,
Ngunit puso nama’y laging dumadaing,
Bakit di mo napansin?
Ako sayo’y laging nakatingin,
Sana’y magawa kong sabihin,
Biglang pag-asa ay nabuhay,
Nang kayoy naghiwalay,
Ang ganda uli ng umaga,
May kislap uli ang mata,
Ngayong puso mo’y bakante na,
Ngunit nang sayo ay lumapit,
Puso mo’y may naiwang sakit,
Dati mong pag-ibig,
Walang ibang hatid,
Kundi bigat at pasakit,
Sayong daing ako’y nakikinig,
Makita kang lumuha ako’y naaantig,
Kung sana ako na lamang,
Puso ko nama’y may puwang,
Makasama ka ang inaasam,
Subalit natanggap nang maisip,
Kaibigan ang turing mo sa akin,
Nararamdaman ko’y di mo batid,
Sino ba naman ako?
Para iyong gustuhin…
Pag-ibig sa Kolehiyo
Posted by albern
Naninibago sa mga bagong mukha,
Tahimik di makapagsalita,
Nag-iisa, walang maka-usap,
Lumapit ka, “Anong pangalan mo?”
Sa yong ganda ako’y natulala,
Tuwing si maam ay nagsasalita,
o may proyektong pinapagawa,
Lagi na lamang akong tulala,
Di sa equation na mahirap,
Kundi dahil ikaw ang kaharap,
Bagsak man sa exam,
Pagalitan man lagi ni maam,
Makausap ka lang at makatabi,
Wala akong pagsisi,
Matamis ang yong ngiti,
Para bang ako’y kinikiliti,
Kapag boses mo’y naririnig
O makita kang papalapit,
Ako’y laging nasasabik,
Ngunit lahat ay nagbago,
Pag-asa ay naglaho,
Nang balita’y aking narinig,
Si kaklase yong iniibig,
O grabeng sakit,
Subalit natanggap ng maisip,
Kaibigan ang turing mo sa akin,
Nararamdaman ko’y di mo batid,
Sino ba naman ako?
Para ako’y gustuhin,
In My Dreams
Posted by albern
Kiss you in the rain,
We shared laughs and joy,
All moments till the day ends,
The world can stop,
When we were together,
I can feel your skin,
And hug you tight,
I can taste your lips,
It’s warm oh so sweet,
It’s your tender body,
Making me so weak,
No one bothers us,
Its only you and me,
You’re always mine,
We’ll never be apart,
But when I woke up,
Everything changed,
You never look at me,
You never cared,
Wish I could make,
These dreams come true,
For you’re only mine,
Only in my dreams…
Taxi
Posted by albern
Since then I never rode a taxi.
How to Select a Girl to MArry
Posted by albern
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.
He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man.
She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man is impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market.
She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.
She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money.
Guess which lady he chose to marry?
Think like a man . . .
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He married the most beautiful one!!!!!!
Memory Clinic
Posted by albern
“Outstanding,” Fred replied. “They taught us all the latest psychological techniques – visualization, association – it’s made a big difference for me.”
“That’s great! What was the name of that clinic?” Fred went blank. He thought and thought but couldn’t remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, “What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?”
“You mean a rose?”
“Yes, that’s it!” He turned to his wife. “Rose, what was the name of that clinic?”